Another random msn log which is guaranteed to leave you feeling.. lost…

Jono says:
my thingy stings when i pee

mic says:
oh god… is it still sore? ..apply more cream

Jono says:
he’s the colour of a beetroot

mic says:
again??
well it hasn’t been that bad since the accident..
have you been doing anything to irritate it?
like.. sawdust… or grit

Jono says:
i dont want to talk about it

mic says:
oh ok son. Well you just let your dad know when you’re ready to talk
*pats back

Jono says:
….grandad?…im scared..
what if i can never talk about it?

mic says:
then it might drop off
but it’s not THAT bad
legs.. legs is where it’s at
without those you’re.. you’re stumped

Jono says:
maybe your right *sob
maybe i should just concentrate on my legs….i’ll try it!!!

mic says:
you just try that.,. and let your uncle know how you’re getting on in a couple weeks

Jono says:
which uncle? steve or susan?

mic says:
susan of course… steve’s dead
remember?.. the mango incident?
poor guy… I can’t believe his luck sometimes

Jono says:
oh yeah i forgot!
it could be worse. it could’ve been a pineapple

mic says:
well true.. that would have REALLY irritated his thingy now wouldn’t it
but still, who’d have thought a mango could travel at that speed…

Jono says:
yes, its his wife, keith, that i feel sorry for…poor gal
thats why she turned to whiskey and methodone

mic says:
I’m not going to say this again. It’s “whiskers”, not whiskey.. we can’t have people thinking she drinks alcohol
it would give her a one of those reputation thingies… and a bad one at that.